Mikey: FU** YOU!

Gerard: FU** YOURSELF!

Mikey: GO FU** A COW!

Gerard: GO FU** A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!

Mikey: GO FU** YOUR MOM!

Gerard: SHE’S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBA*S!!!!

 

I’d rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.

 

It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What
would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.

 

IM THE COW BOY OF AMERICA!

 

look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara...im a fu**in' princess!

 

I'm the master of the wicket

 

We can duct tape my knee, I don't care

 

What I Like about The Sims is that I don’t have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It’s fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don’t know why I picked that name; it’s kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She’s really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It’s pretty huge.

 

I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time

 

It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us.

 

Um, lots of people grab my a*s. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Just the moment you're on stage it doesn't phase you or bother you too much though. Grabbin my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all. Grabbing my butt I guess if it were a guy I'd enjoy it. I mean, I guess it all depends on how he grabbed my butt too.

 

Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fu**in' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too.

 

i feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying something

 

Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you

 

When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.

 

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?

 

Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's sh*t and never let them take you alive...

 

Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"
Mikey: "That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi."
Gerard: "Fu** off, it's meese."
Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?"
Mikey: I've seen one. I'd run like a girl for sure. They're massive. If you run over one you're fu**ed. They come in through

your windscreen kicking."

 

If you don't go to highschool you will deffinatly go to jail.

 

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.

 

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

 

Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like i'm not going through it alone.

 

The Devil got landed with a sh**ty job, he has to deal with a**holes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.

 

When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism

**(talking about I'm Not Okay (I Promise)**

 

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.

 

There's no stopping us.

 

You should see me as a chick.

 

It's important to keep up momentum, when I'm home alone I get stagnant, I go crazy and have to see my therapist. Being on the road keeps me busy. I'm okay when I'm busy.

 

I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular.

 

 

When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.

 

I didn't want to say anything. I liked Star Wars when I was ten.

 

I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!

 

Jacksonville.. you've been very bad! So we're gonna slap the shit out of you!

 

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

 

Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks

 

I had the top of my lip torn off, I don't even have that little piece of flesh that connects my gums anymore.

 

The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time

 

My Chemical Romance LOVES Seattle

 

Everyone flip me off!

 

Hey you see these sexy security gaurds, yes very sexy security guards well during this next song fu**ing get up right to them and push them over!!!

 

Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?

 

People think we're rich vampires.

 

In England, I'm the extreme-o Morrissey. I dunno what that means. I guess it's like, a bungee-jumping Morrissey?

 

There was this fu**ing psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared sh**less.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used the stars because I felt like it. It's censorship. It's called being thoughtful about the little children that might be peeking over your shoulder.